Quic Rubber Firewall

🛡️ Quic Rubber Firewalls – Protect Your Ports

Finally… the ultimate line of defence for your precious ports. Introducing the Quic Rubber Firewall – a snug-fitting, Quic-orange, giggle-inducing protector for your RJ45 connectors.

• Ethernet Condoms? Yep. Someone in our Discord said it, so we made it real.

• Universal Fit: Slides over your RJ45 tip with just the right amount of resistance.

• Quic Orange Glory: Because why protect your hardware in anything less than ISP-grade orange?

• Dust, Moisture & Shame Resistant: Keeps out all the nasties – including judgement from less creative ISPs.

Perfect for:

• Keeping your network safe during risky patch-panel activity

• Making your IT mates question your life choices

• Giving your cabling a dash of colour and comedy

• Blocking all your network traffic, just like the worst configured firewall

Disclaimer: Does not protect against malware, ransomware, or people who still think 10/100 is “fast enough.”

💡 Pro Tip: Hand one to your techie mate and enjoy the confused, slightly concerned look on their face.